Hook'em and Book'em: cops

By Jordyn Redwood

I’m used to seeing police officers on a daily basis—not that I’m in jail or a frequent traffic law violator, but as an ER nurse, we cross paths every day. ER personnel and law enforcement work hand in hand on many issues.

In the first chapter of my debut novel, Proof, one of these circumstances brings Dr. Lilly Reeves and Detective Nathan Long together. A victim he needs to interview has been critically injured in a car accident. Lilly wants to save her life. Nathan wants information in case she dies.

Ahhh, conflict, the lifeblood of any suspense novel.

What are the most common instances where law enforcement and ER personnel work together?

1. To report a crime. As medical personnel, we are obligated to report injuries that involve crime. Now, often times, the patient is not necessarily forthright with what has happened to them. So, to cover ourselves, we report injuries that involve guns and knives with clear intent to hurt or kill. So, cutting your finger while slicing vegetable isn’t going to cut it—pun intended. Nor is a child accidentally shooting another child with a BB gun. Now, if the story is suspiciously veiled as in my abusive boyfriend didn’t mean to stab me in the chest during his drunken rage—well we’ll report that anyway.

Other crimes we report. Dog bites if serious bodily injury has occurred. Child abuse—but not always directly to law enforcement. Often times, we go through our hospital social work team to report and hotline these injuries. If we think the child needs to be removed immediately—this would be more of an instance to involve the police.

2. If we need help. Many hospitals do not have armed (as in bullets) security anymore. At a neighboring institution, violence against medical personnel got so bad that they started a cooperative effort to staff police in the evening hours. It used to be that medical people just “had to take it” when a patient was violent against them. Now, it is much more common to see charges being brought against these individuals.

Hospital security can only go so far—if things are bad we will call 911. Obviously, an armed intruder, suspicious package, called in bomb threat and missing individual would require law enforcement.

3. To retrieve someone. I am generally not allowed to physically restrain someone and hold them against their will. There are very fine lines here. Is the patient medically competent to make a decision? That’s one of our first questions. Our restraining someone and keeping them in the hospital if they have a medical condition influencing competence, say a head injury, will be easier to defend. But say a teen was brought by their mother for concern for suicide and he just flat out walks out (this is called elopement) of the ED. We will call law enforcement to try and bring him back. They will likely put the patient on an M1 hold—or involuntary commitment—for psychiatric evaluation, so they can justify restraining them and bringing them back to the ED.

What other instances do you see ER personnel and law enforcement working together?

Maybe Mark can add the instances when they need us!

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About Jordyn Redwood: She is a pediatric ER nurse by day, suspense novelist by night. She hosts Redwood’s Medical Edge, a blog devoted to helping contemporary and historical authors write medically accurate fiction. Her debut novel, Proof, has been endorsed by the likes of Dr. Richard Mabry, Lynette Eason, and Mike Dellosso to name a few. You can connect with Jordyn via her website at www.jordynredwood.net.

About PROOF: Dr. Lilly Reeves is a young, accomplished ER physician with her whole life ahead of her. But that life instantly changes when she becomes the fifth victim of a serial rapist. Believing it's the only way to recover her reputation and secure peace for herself, Lilly sets out to find--and punish--her assailant. Sporting a mysterious tattoo and unusually colored eyes, the rapist should be easy to identify. He even leaves what police would consider solid evidence. But when Lilly believes she has found him, DNA testing clears him as a suspect. How can she prove he is guilty, if science says he is not?

10 Fictional Cops We Wish Were Real

[Editors Note: Jay Smith, writer for Criminaljusticedegreesguide.com, sent me this article they posted and offered to allow it be run here. I know there are other fictional cops we could add to this list, but these are great picks and great comments. Thought you might enjoy.]

With all the shows and movies focusing on police these days, it’s hard to find any unique or likable cop characters. Many seem to be cast from the same mold, making it hard to connect to them or emotionally invest in their characters. But there is a handful of fictional cops who know it is their duty to protect, serve, and entertain. Whether we love them for their competency or for their hilarious mistakes, here are 10 police characters that we wish were real.

Larvelle Jones from Police Academy
One of the most important skills for a police officer to have is the ability to produce awesome sound effects with his mouth, and Larvelle Jones is a master. He should’ve been able to skip the police academy altogether. He uses this talent to not only annoy his authorities but to intimidate suspects and entertain the public (or make them flee in terror depending on the circumstances). From gunshots to helicopters to harmonicas, Jones can do it all, and he’d make a very effective officer in the real world since most of us would probably be much more willing to cooperate with a human beatbox than a normal cop.
Officer Michaels and Officer Slater from Superbad
Officer Michaels and his partner Officer Slater would probably be the last police officers you would want protecting you, but the only ones you would want busting you at a party. They attempt to do their jobs sometimes, and if there was a person in danger, they would probably help, but for the most part, these guys are just laid-back idiots. It’s nice, though, to see cops relating to young people and helping one guy have the best night of his life. Maybe it’s a little extreme to set your own police car on fire, but that just keeps criminals from doing it later.
Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show
When it comes to small-town deputies, Barney Fife is as tough as they come. Between locking up alcoholics in one of Mayberry’s two jail cells and wooing Thelma Lou, Barney still found plenty of time to inadvertently foil criminals’ plans and take care of a goat full of dynamite. He may not be the biggest or smartest policeman to walk a beat, but he helped keep Mayberry one of the safest TV towns. Every city could benefit from a big-hearted, strong-willed deputy like Barney Fife who will work day and night to nip crime in the bud.
William "Bunk" Moreland from The Wire
William "Bunk" Moreland, a homicide detective in the acclaimed series, The Wire, is the kind of cop you want patrolling your city. As a character, he’s believable at his weakest, displaying faults like alcohol abuse and infidelity, but he’s amazing at his best. Bunk’s a hard worker who always tries to do the right thing and understands the community he’s protecting. He can get punk kids to talk, relate to informants, and use his wit to make you love him. He also provides consistency in the homicide department throughout the series, making you trust your own police force a little bit more. It’s all in the line of duty.
Chief Clancy Wiggum from The Simpsons
Growing up, Chief Wiggum was always the cop in cops and robbers, was a hall monitor, and maybe a part-time security guard. That’s the kind of dedication we’d like to see in our real-life police forces. Sure, he’s a little pudgy and mostly incompetent, but he’s always there when Springfield needs him, even if he’s not entirely helpful. He also has a couple heroic moments under his extra long belt: solving the attempted murder of Mr. Burns and saving the Simpson family from Sideshow Bob. Even though he’s quick to throw the rule book out the window, gets overly emotional about his fellow cops, and eats his weight in donuts, Chief Wiggum is responsible for Springfield being an undeniably happy place to live.
Joe Friday from Dragnet
Joe Friday was such an excellent cop, the actor who played him was buried with full police honors when he died. Friday was a no-nonsense detective with the Los Angeles police department who went about his job, boring paperwork and patrols included, with pride. He’s about as close to a real policeman as you can get on TV (or radio or the movies) because the show’s creators were careful to show every step of real LAPD cases, though most cops today can’t talk as fast as he does. Friday never revealed too much about his personal life, was never overacted, and never failed to earn respect for those in his line of work. And while we wish Joe Friday himself were real, it’s likely that we have someone almost exactly like him in our own police departments.
Inspector Gadget from Inspector Gadget
If there’s anything better than a cyborg, it’s a cyborg policeman. Inspector Gadget isn’t your typical cyborg or your typical policeman, but every child is amazed by his endless supply of high-tech tools that stay hidden beneath his hat and trench coat. He wasn’t exactly the sharpest investigator on the force, but he was brave enough to face the frightening Doctor Claw each week. It may be his niece Penny that really saves the day, but Inspector Gadget is the policeman we always tuned in to see. In real life, the police department might not hire him, but he could at least tour the country showing off his built-in helicopter and other gadgets, or make a really entertaining contestant on a reality show.
Marge Gunderson in Fargo
With a sweet Minnesota accent and a seven-month pregnant belly, Marge Gunderson is one of the most likable female cops of all time. As she investigates three murders (and those that follow) in her jurisdiction, she is incredibly competent and gets the job done by being polite and intelligent, rather than hard and unapproachable like many female police officers are portrayed. Even if the criminals hadn’t been bumbling idiots, it’s clear that Gunderson would’ve been hot on their trail. If we need role models for our little girls, we should point them toward Marge Gunderson, a strong, working woman with a husband, baby on the way and impeccable manners.
John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop
Before Arnold Schwarzenegger was governor, he was a policeman (and Danny DeVito’s twin and a pregnant man, but that’s beside the point). But he wasn’t just any policeman; he was an undercover cop who became a teacher and had a ferret who helped save the day. Detective John Kimble knows how to keep both criminals and kindergarten students in line, and he does it all with his tough but lovable accent. Even though he assaults a kid’s father and starts a relationship with a woman who is both a fellow teacher and a witness in his case, most people would agree that they would feel safer if he was protecting their children.
Lennie Briscoe on Law & Order
In the series that spawned a thousand similar series, Lennie Briscoe is the man that works the streets and makes sure that the bad guys end up behind bars. Briscoe always has some wisecrack to make and gets along well with his coworkers, but isn’t afraid to take a stand for what he believes. During his 12 seasons on the show, he saw countless murderers sentenced to prison time and helped the audience see how the law really works. For many, Briscoe is the way we envision all homicide detectives, or at least how we would want them to be.